🚗 Dog in a Car ($DIAC) – Official Whitepaper
The most serious memecoin ever launched without brakes.
1. Introduction
Dog in a Car ($DIAC) is a Solana-based memecoin born out of one simple idea: what if a dog started a crypto project, didn’t know how to drive, but floored the gas pedal anyway?
This is a chaotic, community-driven experiment in meme energy, velocity, and absolute freedom — no team allocation, no pre-sale, and no brakes.
This is not financial advice. This is a dog. In a car.
2. Lore & Origin
On a digital highway paved with scams, rugs and dead devs, one dog found a car.
He had no license. No utility. No clue. But he had one thing: meme energy. And when he floored the gas, he created $DIAC — a coin with absolutely no brakes and maximum meme torque.
3. Tokenomics
- Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $DIAC
- 0% Team Allocation
- 0% Pre-sale
- 0% VC Involvement
- 100% Distributed via pump.fun bonding curve
- Burnable: Yes (community burns only)
- Mintable: Never
This is what happens when fairness meets chaos. No inflation. No tricks. Just vibes.
4. Fair Launch
$DIAC launched exclusively through pump.fun, a decentralized bonding curve platform on Solana. This ensures:
- Equal access for everyone — no insiders
- No developer minting or preloads
- Ownership was not claimed
$DIAC is a true fair launch. The car is running. No one’s behind the wheel.
5. Smart Contract Structure
The $DIAC smart contract was created using the open-source bonding curve framework deployed by pump.fun, one of Solana’s most decentralized and chaotic launchpads.
While $DIAC was launched with no roadmap, no team allocation, and no brakes, the smart contract itself plays a crucial role in ensuring fairness, immutability, and chaotic transparency.
📦 What the Contract Includes:
- ✅ Token Name & Symbol
The contract defines the token name Dog in a Car and the ticker $DIAC.
- 🧮 Fixed Total Supply
The total supply of 1,000,000,000 $DIAC tokens is immutable. No additional tokens can ever be minted.
- 🔥 Burn Functionality
Any token holder can burn their $DIAC, reducing total circulating supply. Burn events are public and visible on-chain.
- 🛑 No Mint Function
There is no minting function in the contract. After launch, no one — not even the deployer — can increase the supply.
- 🔓 Ownership Controls
The original contract allows for ownership to be claimed or renounced. Ownership, once claimed, enables access to certain administrative tools like:
- Creating token metadata (e.g., icon, name, description)
- Snapshot voting systems
- Telegram verification bots
- Integration of NFT utilities or airdrop tools
- 🔐 Renouncement Capability
The contract allows the owner to renounce ownership at any time. Once renounced, no one can ever reclaim control — ensuring full decentralization.
⚙️ Powered by pump.fun:
The $DIAC contract is powered by pump.fun’s bonding curve, which means:
- 💸 Every purchase increases the token price based on a curve
- 🌐 100% of token distribution is public and traceable
- 🚫 No stealth wallets, no insider deals, and no presale
6. How We Become the Biggest Memecoin
We’re not promising the next Layer 1, real-world utility, or AI-powered garbage. What we promise is this:
- 🔥 A totally fair, ownerless meme launch
- 💥 Viral branding (everyone remembers $DIAC)
- 🤝 True community control
- 🧼 Zero risk of rug pulls — because no one can pull anything
With enough memes, chaos, and barking — we’re going to the moon.
7. Living Lore: A Memetic Saga in Chapters
The story of $DIAC isn't written all at once — it's unfolding in real-time, fueled by community growth, chaos, and sheer bark power.
Every chapter of the Dog in a Car saga is a snapshot of where the community is heading and how deep the rabbit hole goes.
📘 Chapter 1: The Dog Finds the Car is already live on the lore page, revealing the origins of our four-legged degenerate and how he floored the gas on destiny.
🔓 Chapter Unlocks: Every chapter is unlocked by community milestones — such as hitting 100+ holders, meme challenges, or chaotic acts of collective will.
Holders shape the lore. And when the cult moves, the story continues.
The full lore is not just a backstory. It’s a mythos. A playable meme bible. A collective hallucination that evolves with $DIAC.
You’re not just holding a token. You’re writing history — one drift at a time.
8. Telegram
📡 Telegram Rank System
Meme Military of the Dog in a Car Cult
Holding $DIAC isn't just about watching a number go up. It's about joining the chaos unit.
Our Telegram rank system rewards holders with absurd, prestigious titles based on how much of the supply they control.
The more you hold, the higher your rank in the Dog Army.
| Rank |
% Supply |
Tokens |
Max |
Description |
| 🎖️ Private Dog |
≥ 0.05% |
500,000 |
2,000 |
You're part of the chaos. |
| 🦴 Corporal Dog |
≥ 0.25% |
2,500,000 |
400 |
Zooming memes into existence. |
| 🪖 Sergeant Dog |
≥ 0.75% |
7,500,000 |
133 |
You speak and $DIAC listens. |
| 🚓 Major Dog |
≥ 1.5% |
15,000,000 |
66 |
Your memes move markets. |
| 👑 General Dog |
≥ 3% |
30,000,000 |
33 |
You are the $DIAC. No brakes. |
Ranks are dynamic: if your $DIAC stack grows, your title upgrades. If it drops, you fall in rank.
Verification will be handled by our custom Telegram bot — connect your wallet, claim your meme rank, and get access to exclusive holder channels.
🚨 Join the Meme Military
9. Conclusion
$DIAC is a memecoin made by the community, for the community, with no expectation other than to bark loudly and floor it.
So get in. Head out the window. Let’s drive this $DIAC straight into legend.
⚠️ Disclaimer
Ride at Your Own Risk
The content of this whitepaper and the $DIAC project ("Dog in a Car") is provided for informational, satirical, and entertainment purposes only.
Nothing in this document or in any related materials constitutes financial advice, investment recommendations, or promises of profit.
$DIAC is a decentralized memecoin launched without a roadmap, guarantees, or brakes. It has no intrinsic value, no utility outside of chaotic fun,
and no corporate backing. Participation is entirely voluntary and based on community vibes. You should consult a financial advisor if you have
any doubts. We're just a dog. In a car. Barking.
Cryptocurrency markets are volatile. Holding or trading $DIAC may result in complete loss of funds. The team behind this project disclaims all liability
for any losses, damages, or chaos that may result from your involvement.
- You are at least 18 years old or meet the legal age in your jurisdiction.
- You are responsible for complying with all applicable laws and regulations in your country.
- You understand and accept the absurdity and risks involved in memecoins.
Dog in a Car ($DIAC) is not registered as a security, financial instrument, or investment vehicle in any jurisdiction.
This project is community-driven, unaudited, unhinged, and proudly unnecessary.
TL;DR: Don’t invest what you can’t afford to lose. Enjoy the ride. No brakes. Only bark. 🚗🐶🌕